I Wish Being A Bitch Paid The Bills | Funny Graphic T-Shirt

For people who’ve perfected the art of side-eye but still can’t monetize it. This funny graphic t-shirt is crafted for chaos survivors who’d rather be rich than polite. Made with fabric soft enough to wear while drafting your resignation letter (in your head), its unapologetic sass survives 50+ washes—unlike your patience for ‘nice’ people. Fits like your budget after rent (size up if between ‘I’m fine’ and ‘call HR’). Warning: May trigger unsolicited life advice from strangers.